chrisnolansscarf:

chrisnolansscarf:

I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.

Anonymous asked: God i hate you.

ultimatekimkardashian:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

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dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

airnuttedsohard:

Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie

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firelordzuko asked: do you have any tips on getting a lot of notes on selfies?? im a novice selfie taker

lordemusic:

i can’t help u no one cared about my selfies until i got famous 

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callmekev:

lam—bam:

She is on point omfg

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