I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies.
but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.
Anonymous asked: God i hate you.
My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
i sat on my brother and broke him